Crime media often require the viewer’s suspension of disbelief. Television shows like CSI, NCIS, The Mentalist — basically most CBS prime-time programs — can credit their success to their viewer’s willingness to do this — to understand that, yes, it is 8:48 pm and there are only twelve minutes remaining in the program; for them to be aware that there will probably be a commercial break at 8:50, a return at 8:53, one final swerve at 8:54, a clean resolution at 8:57, and the credits at 8:59.
This routine does not become at all monotonous; instead, quite exciting! As much as the characters are under duress to solve the case or catch the killer, so too is the audience, counting down the minutes. It’s a weird little meta-exercise. How will they catch the perp? There’s only nine minutes left before Undercover Boss! This formula is so formulaic because it’s oft-repeated, and it’s oft-repeated because it works. Not just on television, but in books, movies, etc.
Donald Westlake was a crime writer. When he died in 2008, he had over one hundred publications to his name — some published in pseudonym — and some impressive awards. Wikipedia tells me that Westlake was named a “Grand Master” by the Mystery Writers of America; the same source calling that honor the “highest honor bestowed by the society.” (And, that information aside, award names don’t really get more honorable than “Grand Master,” do they?) Continue reading
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