Author Archives: Kevin Morris

Jay Caspian Kang’s “The Dead Do Not Improve”

Squatting somewhere in this big old Internet of ours is something that John Warnerof The  Funny Man fame—once wrote or said or was quoted as saying about writing. I’m obviously paraphrasing here, but it was a philosophical thing about how he writes or how people should write. Basically, write about what you like and know, don’t be afraid of your writing overflowing with those things, as that’s what you know best, what will keep you interested or invested, etc. I’m sure I’m leaving some of the depth out of it—Googling write what you like John Warner is turning up like less than nothing—but I think I’ve captured the gist.

And I think that gist’s especially relevant to Jay Caspian Kang’s The Dead Do Not Improve, a sprawling, funny, enthralling, maddening, sloppy, universally readable mess of a debut novel that should and likely will be talked about a lot for the rest of 2012. Kang seems to follow Warner’s advice as far as content goes. The Dead Do Not Improve is stuffed with (what I have confirmed to be via his own biography and sportswriting and what I just assume to be) Kang’s general interests, which include hip-hop, film, advanced baseball statistics, Korean identity, hardcore pornography, and though I’m probably missing a few I’ll just wrap it up with the Internet as a broad thing. More than the plot or prose, Kang’s interests are what drive The Dead Do Not Improve, so whether or not you like the novel—and I do, albeit with some reservations—seems totally contingent on your interest in or knowledge of these things.

Our protagonist and sometime narrator Phillip Kim is an MFA-holding, unpublished, and generally unsavory young man in a half-gentrified area of San Francisco. When his neighbor Dolores—who Kim calls “baby molester” for reasons far less ghastly than you’d imagine but far too unimportant to really get into here—is killed by stray bullets, his world is shaken, and he soon finds himself caught in a struggle between Internet puritans and hardcore pornographers. Continue reading

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Jonah Lehrer is a Dull, Inept Sloth

Everybody’s piling on Jonah Lehrer right now. The thrice-published boy wonder first faced scrutiny for his rather unethical habit of self-plagiarism. And yesterday he pooped his pants on the national stage, copping to some using some combination of “unintentional misquotations, or represented improper combinations of previously existing quotes” attributed to part-time homeless man Bob Dylan in the first chapter of his latest, Imagine: How Creativity Works.

The piling on is totally appropriate, and really should have happened weeks ago when he was first found out for recycling so much content. Some defended him then, blaming the fact that the current journalistic world favors quantity over quality. I agree that this shift in priority is ultimately harmful and results in a lot of shoddy pieces, but disagree that this had much or anything to do with Lehrer. I don’t view him as a journalist—though he did write some not-that-bad pieces for The New Yorker earlier this year—so much as someone who poses (or posed, now that his career is effectively over) counter-intuitive questions, half-answered them, asked some more questions, cited someone from Princeton, and cashed a decent-sized check. (I’m kicking myself over failing to remember who had a great line—Josh Levin at Slate?—about the fact that Lehrer’s fall from grace is welcome to many because, well, he’s kind of a hack, and the comparisons to Malcom Gladwell were decidedly not flattering.)  Continue reading

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Our August Review Previewganza

Who likes August? For real. It’s hot all the time—so hot that cheese will melt in your fridge and your skin will stick to your subway seat. There are no paid holidays at any workplace in America. Severe thunderstorms go on vacation. The White Sox go into their annual tailspin. It’s a horrible time to be alive.

And by way of the Internet’s powers of inquisition, I found a handy-dandy guide to those awful thirty days, courtesy of that venerable American institution Holidayinsights.com. According to the good people at HI—especially my man “Dirty Dozen” Dave Poluyanskis in content creation, what up boyyyy!?—August is the following official (read: not official) months (listed in descending order of huh): National Catfish Month (delicious), National Eye Exam Month (I’ve had 20/20 my whole life; stop extorting me), National Golf Month (all right, whatever), National Picnic Month (sweaty potato salad), Peach Month (Earth’s worst fruit, but I can see it), Water Quality Month (WHERE IS THE CONCERN IN OCTOBER?!), Family Fun Month (…), Romance Awareness Month (cue twenty-four-hour loop of MTV’s “Undressed”), and my personal favorite: Admit You’re Happy Month (you love that sweater, faker).

So to keep you from participating in America’s annual mass suicide—the 2012 iteration being Friday August 24 at Danville’s David S. Palmer Arena—DBC’s going to roll out a whole bunch of reviews. Continue reading

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#fridayreads

Yesterday’s release of the Freeh Report investigating the actions of Penn State relating to Jerry Sandusky’s child abuse was greeted by predictably divisive voices. Some people are very upset by what they perceive to be an unbalanced power structure in Happy Valley that made it possible for such a potential coverup seem possible. Others—college football fans and PSU supporters/alumni—believe that the report goes a long way in exonerating Joe Paterno, showing that, if a coverup at all occurred, it was the work of the school’s athletic director, president, etc. Not Joe. These people are weirdos.

And they will likely buy Joe Posnanski’s forthcoming Paterno when it drops on August 21. I wrote about it a little bit in November of last year, and I’m pretty much sticking to that argument: if Posnanski chooses to write a defense of Paterno, he will lose some of his credibility (people already wince at him a little bit as it is). He tweeted last night about having aimed to write an “the most honest book” he could about Paterno. But it’s difficult to align that notion with his having written it before the Freeh Report, which contained some pretty damning information about Paterno and his colleagues at Penn State. If his book contains the how could Paterno know that Sandusky’s showering with a boy in 1998 was illicit since there was an investigation and no charges were filed and experts didn’t believe he fit the profile of a molester argument I’ve seen lately, then Posnanski should really brace for the worst possible reaction to all of this. Continue reading

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Richard Ford’s “Canada”

Richard Ford’s breathtaking seventh novel, Canada, offers some tips on how to live a life, none of which are new or particularly revolutionary: perspective, moderation, acceptance. But it’s how Ford dispenses these lessons—through the charmingly earnest lens of sixty-six-year-old Dell Parsons, our narrator—that makes Canada so optimistic despite its dark content, so essential for its simplicity, and far and away the best novel of 2012.

The opening lines make clear some great awfulness will follow. “First, I’ll tell about the robbery our parents committed,” Dell says from 2010, fifty years later. “Then about the murders, which happened later.” While these events are at the center of the first two sections of the three-part novel, Ford devotes little time to the crimes in the narrative—something he’s answered to in interviews—focusing instead on Dell’s family history, as well as his general day-to-day home life in Great Falls, Montana. Dell and his twin sister Berner are different kinds of fifteen-year-olds: Berner’s a little more wild, stronger, daring; Dell is eager to get better at chess, anxious to learn but not particular smart, and interested in beekeeping. Continue reading

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Karen Thompson Walker’s “The Age of Miracles”

In Karen Thompson Walker’s much-talked-about debut, The Age of Miracles, civilization is rocked by the news of a slowing in the earth’s rotation—”the slowing,” as it’s referred to in the novel—that extends the length of day beyond twenty-four hours, wreaking havoc on the environment, commerce, and day-to-day human interaction. Suitably, it’s the latter that our narrator Julia, a twelve-year-old girl from Southern California, focuses on: the disintegration of her family, losing friends, and finding a boyfriend.

One need not squint to see why Random House handed Walker, a graduate of the Columbia University MFA program, a million dollars for her debut. The formula is HOT! HOT! HOT! right now: a dystopian tale framed around a twelve-year-old girl’s coming of age story. And going by the moments that focus exclusively on Julia’s development and middle-school issues, it’s clear that Walker’s a talented writer with a skill for crafting sharp, witty dialogue and insightful conflict. Take the titular scene, for instance. Continue reading

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Five Debuts to Watch

In a way, 2011 was the year of the debut: Chad Harbach, Karen Russell, Teju Cole, and Téa Obreht enchanted with first-time efforts. Though 2012 hasn’t offered any debuts on the literary level of Open City, or any with the blistering industry-wide hype to match The Art of Fielding, the second-half of this year will feature many notable debuts that you’ll be hearing a lot about—some of which we’re lucky enough to review.

Here are five to watch.

Karen Thompson Walker’s The Age of Miracles (Random House, June 26)
The year’s representative from the Earth-Shattering Hype category might be this debut from Walker, a former editor at Simon & Schuster. The Age of Miracles has a bold premise: the earth has, inexplicably, started to slow. And all the while the eleven-year-old Julia must find a way to cope while being a person with those other problems—you know, the ones that don’t have an effect on the earth’s rotation, like losing friends or watching her family disintegrate. Early reviews have been stunningly positive, with Publisher’s Weekly calling it a “triumph of vision, language, and terrifying momentum.” Continue reading

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Ben Fountain’s “Billy Lynn’s Long Halftime Walk”

How to Talk to Soldiers is a book to be written. It doesn’t have to be long, just a cursory handbook, a little guide on how to let them know that you appreciate what they do but don’t want to dwell on it, or act like you have any idea what they’ve seen or experienced, or want to participate in the mass token activities of the population: thanking them for their service on Facebook, adorning yellow magnetic ribbons on CRVs, talking about the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan like they surpass the Civil War on the American Existential Conflict Scale.

This generation—or at least the generation Ben Fountain presents in Billy Lynn’s Long Halftime Walk—needs a manual. Needs it bad.

Amidst the ethical morass Fountain offers in Billy Lynn, that’s what sticks me in the muck most of all: the civilian-soldier divide, and how impotent we—we being civilians—are in expressing our gratitude to a group whose lives are—and will forever be—totally and completely unrecognizable to us. So what’s there to say to them, really? Thank you? A surely gratuitous acknowledgment of this divide? Continue reading

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Diverging Views on Twitter Fiction

Jennifer Egan’s “Black Box,” serialized by The New Yorker on Twitter, is causing something of a stir. “Black Box,” which is written in 140-character segments, is a spy story—a genre suited for serialization, however minute. It’s a clever fusion of the magazine’s print presence and social media, a rare display of technological savvy from a mainstream powerhouse.

But what are the implications for fiction? Is Egan’s serialized story a clever one-time thing—just in time for the magazine’s first science-fiction issue, even—or does it point toward the future of fiction?

Twitter fiction is nothing new, having been a pretty insular sort of genre since the social media tool’s inception. And short-short fiction (or flash fiction, napkin fiction, etc.) is nothing new either. The difference here is that Egan’s story is quite long—8,500 words—and each segment was specifically designed to conform to Twitter’s 140-character limit. So it’s a strange marriage, as Sarah Crown already pointed out at The Guardian. Continue reading

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#fridayreads

The first time I read David Grann’s writing in The New Yorker, I felt like I stumbled onto something really special: a nonfiction writer whose work was totally and completely accessible to everyone. It started with “Trial of Fire,” then “A Murder Foretold.” I scanned backward, “The Chameleon,” and “Mysterious Circumstances.” Each impossibly heartbreaking stories, told with the kind of painstaking clarity and genuine interest that has made Grann so beloved.

Of course, there’s more of Grann to read—his older stories in the magazine (I’m particularly interested in his piece on Rickey Henderson, one of my favorite baseball players ever), and his book The Lost City of Z. I’ve felt for a few years now that I’ll soon take a lonely, shut-in vacation weekend someplace new and just bang that out in 48 hours.

When I heard this week that Grann had penned a new piece forThe New Yorker, I was thrilled. In the two hours it took me to read, I tried—not too hard, I ‘spose—to get some real work done; but I couldn’t tear myself away.

David Grann’s “The Yankee Comandante”

Grann tells the heartbreaking story of William Alexander Morgan, an American runaway whose role in the Cuban Revolution made him a hero in the early years of Castro’s rule. In the United States, he was an enigma. The CIA had no idea what to do with him, or why he was there, or what for. Though it’s a tale of international intrigue, set in the context of the Cold War and Cuba’s drive toward communism, its heart is in the humanity of it all: Morgan’s looney bravado, his romance with another Cuban revolutionary, his experiments breeding bullfrogs, his dreams for his new country.

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